The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 11 months agoJustice for Sidlemmy.worldimagemessage-square32linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
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minus-squareVaultBoyNewVegas@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·11 months agoIf he did the shit he did on a puppy, y’all would be saying he’s a future serial killer.
minus-square*Tagger*@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·11 months agoIf my mother had balls she’d be my father
minus-squareimPastaSyndrome@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up0·edit-211 months agoIf my grandmother had wheels she’d be a bicycle
minus-squareIheartcheese@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·11 months agoIf I did the things i do in video games IRL you would be saying I should be in jail.
minus-squarePunnyName@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·11 months agoTrue. But there’s the thing. Toys aren’t puppies.
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldMlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·11 months agoI took apart my toys and made new toys out of them all the time when I was a kid and several decades later, I appear to be a normal member of society without having committed a single murder.
If he did the shit he did on a puppy, y’all would be saying he’s a future serial killer.
If my mother had balls she’d be my father
If my grandmother had wheels she’d be a bicycle
just put some ham in it.
If I did the things i do in video games IRL you would be saying I should be in jail.
True. But there’s the thing.
Toys aren’t puppies.
I took apart my toys and made new toys out of them all the time when I was a kid and several decades later, I appear to be a normal member of society without having committed a single murder.