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Don’t worry, children are under the control of their parents until they turn 18
Morons always procreate and it’s been holding back the rest of the human race since the beginning of time.
You’re about one step away from eugenics lol
Mom brain. Judging by the ages of the kids in the image she hasn’t slept well for years.
Being free from mind control means seeing idiots wearing tinfoil hats?
Someone did a study at MIT about tin foil hats, and found that not only do they not screen radio interference, in some cases, can actually magnify them.
Conclusion: The helmets amplify frequency bands that coincide with those allocated to the US government between 1.2 Ghz and 1.4 Ghz. According to the FCC, These bands are supposedly reserved for ‘‘radio location’’ (ie, GPS), and other communications with satellites (see, for example, [3]). The 2.6 Ghz band coincides with mobile phone technology. Though not affiliated by government, these bands are at the hands of multinational corporations. It requires no stretch of the imagination to conclude that the current helmet craze is likely to have been propagated by the Government, possibly with the involvement of the FCC. We hope this report will encourage the paranoid community to develop improved helmet designs to avoid falling prey to these shortcomings.
Correction: someone did a study at MIT about aluminum helmets, not tin foil hats. The important distinction being aluminum vs. tin.
Word to the wise: Only buy tin for your protective day wear, as it hasn’t been proven ineffective at blocking radio waves by MIT, unlike aluminum. Stay safe out there!
Quick addendum: This is a bit. Don’t come after me, Big Aluminum.
Duh. Everybody knows the only thing that works is Velostat. You cannot use any other material.
I was all-in on that paragraph, but then the last statement rolled into vision, and now I can’t take it seriously again.
That is a genius conclusion.
I feel like between 2-5, every parent would kill for some decent child mind control.
That’s not how “POV” works.
sad tire
That’s not how satire works.
i said sad tire. wtf is satire
Not what you think it is
You wear a tinfoil cap to keep the radio waves from controlling your brain.
I wear a tinfoil cap to keep my brain’s waves from interfering with nearby electronics.
We are not the same.
A little mind control in their life builds character
The tin foil isn’t protecting her from the mind control chemicals in all that makeup.
Wait… wouldn’t the tinfoil act as an antenna?
Depends, I think, if there’s an insulating gap between it and your metal skull.
Can someone tak the kids away?
I’m waiting for the day someone wears a tinfoil hat specifically to protect only their head from beta radiation from something stupid like a pile of slightly radioactive rocks from a mine.
It would just be so funny to demonstrate an actual use, but not care about covering the test of your body lol.
