Weird.
How’s this for inflammatory rhetoric, JD? Fuck you. Sincerely, an Ohioan.
“Well well well, if it isn’t the consequences of my own rhetoric”
I’m worried about The Onion. Trump and Vance are going to put them out of business since the headlines write themselves with these two knuckleheads
At least once a day i scroll up to see if I’m reading an onion post.
This was that post today
They just need to get ahead of the curve.
Take random ass rumors from social and claim they are spreading it.
Not like the pet eating but really crazy conspiracy shit.
Or make them apologize for thier lies and project them JUST as they start spouting lies.
Edit:
Perfect!! Just make Trump solve the drought in cali by turning the faucet!. Either AI or Photoshop that shit like wheel of fortune!
You’re hired!
We said that during the Bush years too. Turns out they can still find something funny.
Those were great Onion years
How did we end up in the Onion Timeline?
The only thing he hasn’t lied about is fucking those thick beautiful couches to completion.
Elon muck is wondering (out loud to millions of brain dead followers) why nobody is trying to assinate Vance
