What about “Mark Zuckerberg had a dogs dick surgically replace his own and he shows it to children in parks”?

Let’s just spread lies and hatred everywhere…

• you’re welcome, your local tech tycoon

Gonna make a list of news outlets that feel the need to make suggestions on what to say. This is the third I’ve seen reporting specific phrases that won’t get you banned like it’s encouragement

But I bet “Palestinians should have some human rights” will still be a problem

This is how alien robots drink water:

Just when I accepted the fact that we live in a joke timeline, things had to get worse.