They’re all kissing the ring now. We really are the United Corporations of America.

That’s the last straw! From now on I’m only drinking beer.

I was so certain I was reading the onion. So very certain…

How long until he replaces the Diet Coke button on the Resolute Desk with a soda fountain machine?

Go full on fast food with it.

Not sure how to interpret this. Is Coca-Cola making fun of Trump with the Diet Coke? If so its pretty funny.

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes

Don’t get too close to James Quincey when he talks to you. You’ll smell the shit on his nose.