Only one problem: those aren’t his to take. They belong rightfully to the Ukrainians.

This won’t stop him from the bluster he spurts on a daily basis.

How long until the leopards eat the faces of the people that voted for this on Twitter if this goes into effect?

Straight lines and squares it is!

Why bother with pesky things like terrain and linguistic/cultural differences when everything could be perfectly square.

I saw a gif earlier that I can’t find. It has Elon’s seig heil salute that is perfectly timed to a group of Neo-Nazis executing the same salute. They were absolutely identical.

Does anyone know where to find it?

Like it mistakenly removed content related to Enola Gay? Where Gay was the last name and not the sexual orientation because there is no distinguishing nuance in a blanket string removal?

Musk can’t fade into obscurity fast enough.

Charge your phone ffs

In a world full of ego-driven megalomaniacs, it is rare to see public expressions of humbleness.

Classic shitpost.

Will this change when Canada, Greenland, Panama, and now Gaza are added to it?

My grandfather, a WWII veteran, would be rolling in his grave if he saw the rise of Naziism in this country.

And he was the type of person who would openly call for ass-whuppin’ if he saw one in person.

This is why I want to become more machine than man.

I crave the certainty of steel.

“Trade wars are good, and easy to win.”

proceeds to wage this war on four fronts simultaneously like some kind of Wolfensteinian mecha hitler

Eggcelent! The NFT will be shipped shortly in a slightly damp envelope that smells faintly of coconut, as that is what my workshop smells like 3/4ths of the year. Also, this way you can distinguish it from the rest of the junk mail.

As a tip, I’ve also included a rare strand of Maggie Thatcher’s pubic hair, as a gift free of charge. Enjoy!

But sir slash madam, this NFT is priceless slash worthless. Surely it is worth at least three full eggs! Perhaps you can bop one of those chickens to get another one.

I have for trade one exclusive NFT of a very rare, never used, forbidden thong of Margaret Thatcher. It portrays, in is fully majestic form, a stalwart Iron Lady in an iron chainmail thong, on horseback facing the sunset with a British flag atop Westminster Abbey.

It has been described as magnificent by my dope man next door, who gives it the highest of praise for capturing the essence of his ex-wife’s nature, saying “she’s just like that battle-axe of mine.”

This will surely be worth all three eggs.

Was it eighty eight or neinty nein?

I would totally enter if I could find my hole.

This was super frustrating when I was looking for a job last year. A few “sure” job interviews that went well (reached multiple stages of the interview process) ended up getting ghosted.

I even had one company in the past ghost me for a year and a half before contacting me again for the role. I was like dude, I already found another job.

Killing Floor 2 is a good zombie fps that I think rivals L4D and L4D2. Excellent gunplay, multiple classes. Six player co-op, runs well even on potato, goes regularly on deep discount Steam sales.