Hope he chokes on the smoke.

I hope he can’t walk in public because the secret service says it’s dangerous due to people outside being pissed.

Why doesn’t he just turn on the secret subterranean giant valve he conjured up yesterday?

Maybe he’s trying really hard to be shot at again in hopes it would boost his popularity like it did last time.

Yes! Trump be a man of your word. Be the Orange Turd we know you are.