Thanks Obama!

/s ~because there’s always that one guy~

Bird flu has killed millions of hens in recent weeks

Not true. Bird flu is detected in a factory farm after a small amount of hens die or their behavior changes because of the disease. Once the disease is tested for and confirmed then the corporation that owns the birds and/or the laws of the state dictate that the only “cost-effective” way to handle the disease outbreak is to “depopulate” the farm using any number of unethical means such as “foaming” or ventilation shutdown

can’t even buy eggs anymore because of woke

Butt nuggets are getting made of gold!

According to the following, the average egg price for a dozen large grade A eggs in December of 2024 was about $4.15: https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/APU0000708111

According to the following, a large egg is classified as at least 2oz in the US: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chicken_egg_sizes

So that means it is about $2.77/lb of egg. According to the following, you can get whole chicken for cheaper: https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/APU0000706111