But can I whip it into a cum meringue?

Let’s math! An average egg holds 52ml in volume. The average ejaculation delivers between 2 and 6ml. This means you’ll have to nut into your pie crust 9 - 26 times to keep it from crumbling.
I cast “when you go to work/school tomorrow your boss/teacher will have everyone check each other’s browser history as office/class team-building exercise.”
They said Mind not…
Just leaving Semenology here
There used to be a video on pornhub of a couple of dudes nutting into a skillet, then some chick makes an omelet with all the jizz and eats it. Pretty gross
interesting that if she would have swallowed raw cum, it’s considered sexy, but actually cooking it? gross
i hate when people talk about cum as a milk substitute in coffee.
it’s a egg white replacement.
it would just curdle in hot drinks




