Humans actually created gators; they’re a crossbreed of citron and crocodile. So in a way, we already made Gatorade.
Its too bad the REAL gatorade got banned from shelves during the Cola Wars.
That’s why I only drink homemade Gatorade. Take the Gator out over my dead body!
In the same line of thought: stop killing babies to make baby oil. /s
I keep rubbing the “no more tears” shampoo in my kid’s eyes and she keeps crying.
Have you tried rubbing Ozzy Osbourne into her eyes instead?
I can’t anymore :(
When life gives you gators, don’t make Gatorade. Make life take the gators back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn gators! What am I supposed to do with these?! Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson gators! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the gators! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible gator that burns your house down!
