Definitely don’t need to work retail to hate that song.

That one and Four Flicks by The Stones. Fuck, I’m old

you got to invent games to make it fun. Whammageddon. We’re having a Queen of Christmas competition where everyone picks an artist and the first time you hear any one of the artists on each day, they get a point, and the person with the most points wins Queen of Christmas (my wife chose Mariah, i chose Andy Williams, my mother chose the entire Harry Simeone Chorale and no one else wanted to play. I thought up the game 5 days ago and the standings are Mariah 2 ANDY 1 Harry 1)

It could be worse. I’ve seen a MC cover singer. Not only that she could not really sing, but she was wearing a costume like MC wore in the video. All while having several clothing sizes more…

i loved when mariah carey came on during my shift

Pyro

I work at Walmart and shockingly haven’t heard her once this year.