The move comes amid outcry from Democrats after the John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts affixed Trump’s name to its sign in Washington.
Donald Trump’s name is being attached to a new class of U.S. battleships that will have nuclear capabilities.
Making the announcement at an event at Trump’s Mar-a-Lago estate in Florida, Navy Secretary John Phelan referred to the warships as “Trump-class battleships" and said a forthcoming vessel dubbed the USS Defiant will be “the largest, deadliest and most versatile and best-looking warship anywhere on the world’s oceans.”
Trump’s eponymous battleships will be armed with guns and missiles, as well as hypersonic weapons, electronic rail guns and high-powered lasers.
It was probably easier for the DoW to pretend that this cruiser is a battleship than to make Trump understand that the battleships he keeps demanding are useless in a modern war.
Next Dem should reclassify “Trump Ship” to mean the shittiest possible boat. Leave it as a classification, just redefine it
Guy is so vain. If it isn’t a re-badge of a project. Lay a keel or two and they’ll rot in the yard before completion.
If this was a just world, it would be the name of the leaky prison hulk that he’s chained up inside.
I’m calling it: Trump is one Western movie watch away from ordering the military to bring back cavalry.
moped cavalry?
The new vessels, which the president calls battleships, will be the latest in what the White House envisions as a Golden Fleet.

Dunno. They’re quite easy to spot, aren’t they?
The colour seems right, but the proportions are easy off.
Bastard is trying to put his name so many places it’ll be damned near impossible to get rid of them all.
The complex this man has about his small penis is insane.
Our military needs to start pushing back, international pressure of war crimes needs to be loud.
It’s gonna smell like shit and for some reason everything’s gonna lean towards the bow
Why put 50 billion into one weapons platform when it can be sunk by a cheap drone?
I don’t get it.
Narcissism and cronyism. What other reasons does trump ever do things for?
The world’s first orange battleship that fucks kids
Are they going to deploy those in Gulf of Mexico?
They said he’s a narcissist
Given his long list of failures and placing the most incompetent people into important positions, this ship will most likely do a Wasa on launch.
Pedo ship?
I hope EVERY SINGLE OFFICER assigned to those ships resign.










