I guess Techno Viking finally caught up to Chuck Norris.

Never had shit on Mister Rogers in a bloodstained sweater.

Rest in piss.

You just made upsidedown dogs day just a little brighter.

Used to watch Texas Ranger with my grandma but it turned out that Chuck is a massive douchebag and an idiot so shedding no tears for yet another mega rich twat, bye.

He’s kicking angels now.

Wonder if his son will stop using his clout to grift “supplements” now

Chuck Norris drinks napalm to fight his heartburn

Vaccine status?