Guess I’ll have to keep making coffee the old way

Wait until you find out what they’re doing to you through your toilet seat!

I’ve got a french press. Is it spying on me for china or France. At this point I don’t care which one.

what exactly is the concern with China knowing when I make my coffee or use my laundry machine? It’s not like they’re interested in stealing my identity or scamming me out of my savings. Outside of the generally icky-ness of having your data stolen, what’s the endgame?

Is that why this stainless steel French press needs wifi to work?

Thought that it would be obvious that your $25 smart coffee maker was spying on you.