Thursday is Objectivly the worst day of the week (assuming you work bankers hours)

• Monday: Garfield is right
• Tuesday: most productive work day (patch day)
• Wednesday: your half way there
• Friday: Congratz Sailor, you made it

But THURSDAYS… They could be friday but its not… Also the Vogons blew up Earth on a Thursday to make way for a hyper-spece expeess route.