Hahahahahahahhahahahaaaaa!

Asshole tried to blame the valet. What a dick.

Somehow the second half of the article reads like an advertisement for the cybertruck. Did Elon write it?

The fewer of these on the road, the better society is. Not a surprise to learn the owner is a scumbag.

I will say that not living near the place is by far the easiest way I’ve found to never crash into that sign myself with my non Tesla car.