The computer itself? Safe! The dangerous AI XANA? Absolutely would destroy the climate. Literally was overcharging a power cylinder thing in order to send a powerful enough charge to a nuclear power plant in order to cause nuclear fallout in one episode.

Don’t you fucking swear in this God damn Christian household! /s

13 points for me.

I got a Pentel with a tip like #3, so if #1 had the #3 tip I’d absolutely say #1.

My 0.7mm Pentel pencil has been the best pencil/mechanical pencil I have ever used, for the most part. It was definitely overpriced, like everything at a college bookstore, but it’s been such an amazing pencil. Only problem is that I can’t have it loose in the pockets of my spring jackets or it will try to poke through the cheap fabric.

Edit:

I have used 2, 5, and 7 (alongside ones of basically same design but different brand) as well, so I have no idea how good the others are.

AI usage aside, I actually understand this one!

To be fair, they can fix it. All it takes is a guillotine. Or some hungry cannibals. Shouldn’t be hard for someone with their wealth and resources.

I’ll take a Michigan, hold the mustard. Absolutely love chili dogs.

This feels exactly like a post you’d see boomers sharing all over the Facebook to all their Internet friends.

You better not be snooping on me using TOR to do innocent things and failing 3 times because doing CAPTCHA on TOR is like pulling teeth with a nuclear powered jackhammer.

I wish I was fast enough to do that or Ctrl + p.

At least sites like archive(dot)is and stuff exist.

Baba has Glock

Definitely some of the stories that have a good moral to them, specifically as told by 90s VeggieTales.

• Dave facing off against the giant pickle, showing little people can do big things too. Though, I wouldn’t recommend fighting someone much bigger than you, so half a gold start taken away for that.

• Definitely the fib alien from Larry Boy, where telling the truth instead of lying saves the day.

On a side note, absolutely LOVE the early Larry Boy so much more than any other Larry Boy versions since he was a superhero who was useless and was a side character given the spotlight since he never was needed. Instead, it was always someone else more relevant to the problem solving it through using the lesson of the episode.

• The episode where Jimmy and Jerry Gourd save the U.S.S. Applepies from a giant popcorn meteor and ends with a song about being friends with people who are different, despite their differences, leading to Junior inviting someone who probably just moved in from another country to his birthday party.

But definitely not putting the Rack, Shack, and Benny episode into the good parts because that episode unnerves me to this day. Three workers at a chocolate factory get sent into an incinerator and come out unscathed thanks to the miracle of plot arm… I mean God not wanting his loyal followers to die before their time and sending probably Veggie Jesus to save them from burning to death. How could that not make you feel uncomfortable just by the fact they were being thrown into the incinerator in the first place alone?

I definitely think the man behind VeggieTales did more for Christianity in the end of the 20th century than anyone else as he made a show that Christians and non-Christians alike could agree on, which is seemingly impossible when it comes to Christian shows aimed towards children.

Either Dayzie or Brice. Cannot smell, so neither of them would be bad, but the sounds Lewis might make would be distracting and outright disgusting on their own.

People with hundreds of open tabs are insane. How could anyone actually live like that while still being sane?

My mind jumped somewhere completely different:

GeGeGe no Kitaro

For me it’s usually letting anyone else put dishes away. Before that, the ¼, ½, ⅓, and 1 cup measure set but I fixed it by putting them upside down.

And just like every other time, it’s China promising to work with the US while crossing their fingers behind their back and the US coming out of it for the n-th time thinking “they’re finally gonna listen to us”.

Nothing ever changes if open dialogue is your main choice of weapon.

I can’t wait for this to some day turn into “Are Millennials Killing The Grass Industry?”

I hope one day if I ever end up in an HOA that I end up in one where the HOA members all live in it as well. I would take extra care to heavily salinate everyone’s yards. Full scorched Earth for everyone!

AceFuzzLord can’t wait for the use of all pronouns to be banned and English papers won’t be legally allowed to use basic words such as “I”, “Me”, “You”, etcetera. That’ll teach the libs!

/s