The pink pill is so silly yet can be so useful.

That’s when sick days come in handy

I like spelling it grey because it looks better

You sonova bitch. You tryna die?

I just like the song, okay?

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Some sausages

Let’s double check

225 x 2

Solve for x

I’d rather “work” than wait behind people with 100+ items. I can be out the door in 2 minutes.

It’s like putting a glass of water right on the edge of the table. Give it some space ffs.

Wtffff??? Are we clones?

I thought she was drugged in the first panel

Some people just don’t know how to smile in front of a camera.

Or it’s part of their clickbait thumbnail strategy, like how other Youtubers make an obnoxious face because those thumbnails get clicks.

I thought it was old liver

I actually love these new slangs! Based.

No, the MLK part was my own shitpost contribution. But yes it was being taking out of context. The article says they don’t hire white men for “specific roles.”

They were looking for someone to play Martin Luther King.

Sausage, eggs, hashbrowns, orange juice, coffee x3

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