You will never touch your penis with your hands full of heaven ladder

Additional living space (you need specialized training and a permit to enter)

And this is the magical part where we recognize that both can exist

Interesting in concept i guess, but orders of magnitude less efficient than a train.

In order for everyone to just freaking go, their cars would have to be attached somehow.

I wonder if anyone’s ever thought of linking a bunch of cars together so they can all stop and go simultaneously. And hey, since the cars are attached and all need to go to the same place, we can build a track instead of using high maintenance rubber on pavement and-

oop, we invented trains

I do feel for the 19 year old who was rightfully terrified of the thing but went on because his dad wanted to bond

He will help c:

Pan-sear your burritos shut.

I don’t even care enough to pirate shows any more. I’m just content with missing out