This goes against the spirit of burrito eating. The mess is part of the fun.
why? do they not have hands? what a fucking waste of research dollars.
I feel like nori would work, no?
Right? Japan has only been doing this for 1,200 years or so.
Seems like the obvious answer.
Finally some good fucking food
Yeah, but now I can’t open it up to make sure that no one cummed in my burrito…
If that’s a major concern I’d maybe recommend making your burrito.
Learn to wrap your burritos you suckface food noob.
suckface food noob
That is a Shakespearian level insult.
I am quite eloquent.
Wow, I must be taking for granted the burrito jockeys in my city-- who has this problem?
Granted, that image looks like they were trying to make a burrito out of flat bread or some shit, does not look right.
Panini press after wrapping it. It’s a game changer.
It holds everything together and gives you a crispy tortilla. All around a superior experience.
That’s not a burrito, that’s a clutch purse. Learn how to roll a burrito.
I like to crisp up my burrito in a pan after I roll it. if you brown the side with the opening first then the juices trying to escape soften up the tortilla enough to get cooked together. It’s like welding a burrito shut.
That’s no longer a burrito. That’s a chimmichanga.
This is in a dry pan, so no oil. A toasted sandwich is still a sandwich. Putting your burrito in a hot pan/griddle does not change it being a burrito
Counterpoint: If you sear a sandwich shut you have a panini.
Chimichangas are deep fried
Were just talking about a quick sear to seal the burrito shut
On this episode of redundant inventions that already have a better solution…
“Edible” does not mean “good”.
The sticker on most fruits sold in American grocery stores that contains a bar code is nominally edible.
I buy fruit just for the stickers. I eat the stickers and throw the fruit away. I do it on TikTok for views. I’m edgy like that.
/s those were all lies that I just made up in my head. But I’m sure it’s possible someone would do that.
Om nom nominally
Who the fuck doesn’t know how to hold a burrito?
People with mobility issues for example… Not everything is made to solve issues of fully functional people
Very true, it’s mostly harmless, but people are quick to ridicule stuff without considering the useful applications for others- that if they think are dumb they can just not use. And it’s usually the least annoying things. Straws, replacing cobbled sidewalks with asphalt or concrete, difficulty options in games, tab indentation, getting rid of historic trams/busses with high passenger areas, to name a few.
I wouldn’t have got the lettuce if I knew it wouldn’t fit Wouldn’t have got the cheese if I knew it wouldn’t fit Wouldn’t have got the peppers if I knew they wouldn’t fit I wouldn’t have got half of it Like, I’m okay with small mistakes If you’ve got no more chicken, I’ll take pork But I’ll blow my dad before I eat a burrito with a fork
Hol’ up, you hating on wet burritos? They’re glorious.
Why not use a small piece of Nori (the salty Sushi seaweed) and moisten it up with water and use that?
I did this for years
nori sticks to itself like Saran wrap sticks to itself, but would nori stick to a tortilla?
If it’s too wet it might need some time to dry, moist is best. Like this dry moist state when your laundry is tumble-dried not quite to your liking.
That’s what this looks like
Because I have opposable thumbs and have successfully eaten thousands of burritos without tape.
