The narcoleptic fart factory hard again at work, everybody

Overly cropped.

That’s not the point! Like what differentiates it? Just because the sex happened in Illinois? That’s nothing special. What might make it special is pulling a Belmont transfer when she least expects it…like in the back of a Volkswagen…

As an Illinoian, I am curious about Illinois sex. It also reminds me of a joke.

• Why does corn in Illinois lean east?

…Because Indiana sucks and Iowa blows.

I wonder if Bezos didn’t have a hand in all this

Because that’s what a real American does. Trump can’t even take a little rain because he’s worried about his rotten hair piece

Lock this monster up

I’m sure it couldn’t have happened to more deserving people. They always seem to be a menance on the roads at all times. But good lord, how much money have these people spent on just MAGA merch? That inside is plastered wall to wall. A fool and their money, i suppose…

And thus the further enshitification of things continues along…