“yes, officer, right here. The one without the banana.”

I’ll see your picture of a half eaten sandwich and raise you an emoji of a pair of socks: 🧦

I used to work with kids. Every now and then I’d eat a banana or hot dog sideways, from the inside-out. They were horrified.

Harrumphflehgurmphhh

Lock this monster up

Thats one way to make sure nobody else does

Officer… Lock him up and throwaway the key.