Looks like Jesus has taken all the wheels.
They forgot to specify “controlling” the vehicle. Jesus did what they asked. It’s not their fault!
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Jesus:
I want no motherfuckin’ part of this shit.
takes hand off wheel
Or maybe he just gave it a little nudge?
There were no fast moving cars back then. I think Jesus just fucked up. Although, you know he’s been around the entire time cars have been around. So maybe you’re right and he just let go of the wheel. Heck maybe he did it on purpose!
I guess Jesus took the wheel and derailed the Trump train. 🤣
The best prediction pole so far
Though its occupants were not immediately identified, the Post reported that the bus was “known to belong to” Donna Eiden and Rocky Granata, a Pennsylvania couple who criss-cross the country to hawk pro-Trump merchandise at his rallies.
Grifters upon grifters…
I’ve entertained the idea of traveling around to grift the grifters, but selling trump swag back to trumpers sounded too easy to be legal.
Oh no!
Is the pole okay??
Yeah, the pole was on the Left. It’s all good.
The pole was clearly placed there by the liberal war machine
Thanks Obama.
Obama? Get real. Obama is, and always has been, Hunter Biden’s puppet. You want proof? Hunter had a laptop. Why would anyone other than a criminal mastermind who secretly rules the world own a laptop?
“It was parked by the CVS and it just rolled down,” a witness can be heard saying in the video. “Nobody was in it.” “Holy crap,” another person replies, adding that it was a “freaking miracle” no one was hurt.
Well, there you go. Jesus helped 'em out a little, I guess
“This right after Trump gets declared guilty,” the person continued. “Unbelievable. If ever you needed a metaphor.”
Always be careful who you let take the wheel.
Because the Daily Beast has a terrible pay wall and doesn’t play well with some ad blockers.
Never had issues with ublock, just sayin
If you thank god for letting you have your trumpmobile, you gotta thank god for crashing it too.
The Lord giveth and the Lord taketh away, blessèd be the name of the Lord
Looks like he came through on this one.
Aw. Bus driver still alive.
And so is Trump.
I’m sure it couldn’t have happened to more deserving people. They always seem to be a menance on the roads at all times. But good lord, how much money have these people spent on just MAGA merch? That inside is plastered wall to wall. A fool and their money, i suppose…
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