…Roll Tide…

Yep :) Its almost like some people dont realise this is a shitposting community.

Yep, you dont get it.

Just out of curiosity, what do you think I mean?

Then you dont get it.

Real gangsta ass niggas dont flex nuts, cause real gangsta ass niggas know they got em.

The Offspring just pingpong all over the fucking place really.

In Australia “Hows it going?” Or more accurately “Howzitgarn?”

“Money cant buy you happiness, but it can buy you a jetski. Have YOU ever seen anyone crying on a jetski?” - me.

They are.

A 600lb person walking a mile burns significantly more calories than a 200lb person doing the same thing. Im 200lbs and I can back squat 300lbs, a 600lb person squatting down and standing back up is moving more weight than I am… If they can manage it.

Oh no, I did that too.

I started drinking heavily at 25 and got sober 12 years later and Immediately bought a new project car…

I eat an insanely high protein diet and I crossfit regularly… “I’m not locked in here with you, You’re locked in here with me!”

Americas is low because they are cheap bastards, not out of any concern for food quality or animal welfare.

Im advocating for pushing the wealth from the top down. Make it financially non viable to own hundreds of houses, make it seriously sub optimal to own dozens over the long term.

A lot of new development is driven by investors, to build a new house you need to live somewhere while its built, and pay for the land and pay for the build in stages as it goes. That pretty much requires you to be able to cover two mortgages at once. Most investors I’ve met are buying off the plan when its a block of dirt or an unleveled paddock and consequently getting it CHEAP. They pay say $500k for a house that will sell for $800k when its finished because average working people cant cover the difference. But the house gets built and adds more supply to the system.

If you destroy property investing as a market, you will seriously hamstring new development and make the problem worse. You need to make owning thousands over the long term nonviable but make investing and adding to the supply be the money maker.

First 5 investment properties should carry a 1% property income tax that is directly funneled into a housing development program, then a 5% property income tax on the next 5, 10% on the next 10…

Realestate is the safest and highest yield investment working people can make to build generational wealth. Dont cut the throat of the guy who can afford a brand new Audi to spite the guy who has to decide between wether his driver fetches the Rolls or the Bentley.

People should be able to aspire to being rich, just not filthy rich.

Its not usually “Truck drivers” its people who have rented a box truck.

I mean, realistically who wasnt?

I really want someone to do a serious long form documentary about him and his comedy career while there are people with stories about him still alive.