Do it while he’s alive. Why waste a troll on a corpse?

You don’t always have to do what Jesus says, you know.

Basically the same reason though: woeful government underinvestment in order to funnel money to the ruling class.

But look how many awful fish she could be killing!

Av another cado.

In the interests of maintaining a healthy population, we have increased our investment in hospitals. Every doctor has a new gun and will shoot you if you’re sick.

HEART stoppers, amirite?

Lunatics put blades in those things.

*affect

Relevant?

Will he die soon?

Add another 30 seconds and you could have had Aeropress.

Can’t afford treatment.

Only getting older.

• screams in monkey

Cheaper innit.

Yeah, we get a dozen or so sunny days a year in England, but they’re pretty when they happen!

Because the government pays you to be married

Bristol?