Wouldn’t that include this card
Five lines? Try five words.
Fix this!
TL;DR
Spell: fix this. Result: this is fixed.
Duke Nukem for the win
Balls of steel
Blow it out your ass
I’m all outta gum.
He came here to play cards and smoke cigars, and he’s on his last cigar.
Casting this would be a challenge. With no costs and no suspend keyword, you’d be basically required to cascade into it
Maybe sideboard for Living End?
This would be majorly broken in Yu-Gi-Oh
I’m pretty sure no card can conjure me into existence, no matter how many or few lines of text they have… :P
You have just beaten every single Alexander Clamilton deck
*affect
I think effect is right, here. Thing effects you. You are affected by thing.
Spell effects you. You are affected by spell.
Subject is the spell.
Why waste time say lot word when few word do trick
Some not have way.
Effective ban of all of Kaldheim.
Former WotC guy here… I find this hilarious.
I’m pretty sure there’s a simmer card to this in Red Dragon Inn
