Run away. Run away.

I completed a 5 day no shit music festival. Next time I’ll just remember to bring paper.

Are these 3 dots real or CGI?

Oi. Dwayne. You slaaaaaaaaaag.

As an amateur cook I can confirm this. The results of my baking experiments all fail disastrously. However I can experiment wildly with starter and main courses and almost always make something edible.

Looking at the Instagram of James Alefantis, it most certainly was about paedophilia. He has been protected just like Epstein.

This is a lie

Two signs read: “Occupation: Troops Out” and “National Guard Stop Being So Embarrassing

This was the reason. Free speech is no more.

There was never a fitness test.

How was this started? Who brought the topic into conversation. Why Tuesday?

Officer Christy Wasser acknowledged Monday that her camera was off for roughly 11 minutes as officers transported Mangione’s belongings from the McDonald’s to the police station. The gun did not appear until a second search of the backpack — conducted after the body-cam gap.

Do you have a need for programmers?

This is a Halloween cocktail

Eats ☝️ shoots ☝️ and leaves

##Verse 1

Isn’t it awfully nice to have a penis?

Isn’t it frightfully good to have a dong?

It’s swell to have a stiffy

It’s divine to own a dick

From the tiniest little tadger

To the world’s biggest prick

##Verse 2

So three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas

Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake

Your piece of pork, your wife’s best friend

Your Percy or your cock

You can wrap it up in ribbons

You can slip it in your sock

But don’t take it out in public

Or they will stick you in the dock

And you won’t come back

[Outro (spoken)] Thank you very much

Chess grandmaster denies using vibrating buttplug to cheat

Soup, soup

A tasty soup, soup

A spicy carrot and coriander

Chilli chowder

Crouton, crouton

Crunchy friends in a liquid broth

I am gazpacho

Ooh

I am a summer soup

Mmm

Miso, miso

Fighting in the dojo

Miso, miso

Oriental prince in the land of soup

I feel sorry for people who sign up for vaccine trials and get the placebo.

Close enough to zero for this statement not to be misleading.

Didn’t Trump take over Venezuela to bring oil below $55?