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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month ago

Looking for the perfect 5 year anniversary gift?

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Looking for the perfect 5 year anniversary gift?

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month ago
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  • Audiotape@lemm.ee
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    Different idea: how about a new set of knives?

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      Saved that for later!

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        All 3 pixels?

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    Who wouldn’t love receiving 17 new sets of knives?!

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    🤔 have you considered a… New set of knives?

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      No I haven’t, that’s a good suggestion though.

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    I’ve seen models do this in benchmarks. It’s how they respond without reinforcement learning. Also this is probably fake

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      I’ve had a bunch of questionable Google ai answers already, not as weird as this but enough to make me believe this could also be not fake.

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        I’ve used an unhealthy amount of AI, this is nothing. There was an audio bug in chatgpt that made the assistant scream. The volume and pitched increased and would persist even when I exited the speech mode. It happened several times and even saved a screen recording, but I don’t have it saved on my phone any more. Repeating is very common though.

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      Or the post training is messed up

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      A dull boy

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    Redrum redrum redrum

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    You can’t go wrong with your dick in a box.

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    Google’s new cooperation with a knife manufacturer

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    What do you get for the person who has everything and wishes each of those things were smaller?

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      deleted by creator

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    When I read that, in my head it’s spoken to the music of “revolution number 9” by the Beatles.

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      I don’t know how I haven’t heard this before. What the hell was that song? lol.

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    I searched for Arby’s Pulled Pork earlier to see if it was a limited time deal (it is, though I didn’t see an end date–and yes, they’re pretty decent). Gemini spit out some basic and probably factual information about the sandwich, then showed a picture of a bowl of mac and cheese.

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    “And someone keeps knitting! Haha, knitting! Haha, knitting! Haha, knitting! Haha, knitting…”

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    kitchen knives? klingon ones?

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      Aha! Today IS a good day to cook! Start chopping the veggies!

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      Looks like there is room for both kitchen and Klingon, as well as 15 other new sets of knives.

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    Big knives are up to something

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      I think knives are a good idea. Big, fuck-off shiny ones. Ones that look like they could skin a crocodile. Knives are good, because they don’t make any noise, and the less noise they make, the more likely we are to use them. Shit 'em right up. Makes it look like we’re serious. Guns for show, knives for a pro.

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