• Lord Wiggle@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    Coincidentally all 12 victims were protesters against Taylor Swift’s airplane use.

    The only lead the police has is that the bodies were dumped from an airplane.

    /jk

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        2 months ago

        Thats somehow less than I thought.

        I suppose when you’re rich enough to not have to think about “How will I cover the rent if I dump his ass?” Probably makes the number higher than for regular folks.

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          2 months ago

          Every time she ends a relationship she makes six figures on an album release in which she talks shit about her recent ex causing the people who have been hypnotised by her music into sending infinite death threats as is subliminally requested by their cult leader through the music.

        • The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldOPM
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          Yeah, it is more than average. The average number of lifetime sexual (I didn’t see data for just “dating”) partners for an individual is in the single digits, around 4-7.

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    2 months ago

    Come to find out “I’m just gonna shake, shake, shake” was her answer to after birth abortions.

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    2 months ago

    I’m glad that human remains discovered. I don’t even want to imagine if humans were never discovered or were forgotten.