I guess that photo op of eating McDonald’s on a plane with master paid off.

I’m happy my greedy company closed our office a year ago to save money on the lease. I don’t respect the people in charge but full time WFH is an excellent perk.

When are they coming for the board of directors and shareholders?

I dunno if I can say I cared but I have been curious about the situation. There was a picture posted today of his unbandaged ear and it looked completely fine. Like no scars or stitches or anything.

I guess he just got slightly grazed with some small fragments or something.

Doesn’t make it right or acceptable.

I keep seeing this. Did he really go to Cancun again??

Epic episode. Still barely halfway through it!

I’m in your camp. Take care of them and drive them into the ground.

My baby turns 24 this year 🥹

I seriously have an emotional attachment to my car at this point. Driving something for so long, I’m going to be sad when it bites the dust. I’m shooting for another 10 years or until it hits 300k miles.

@remindme@mstdn.social 1 year

This mf spittin

You’d think it be time for a little breakie.

The other thread got deleted but @ChihuahuaOfDoom@lemmy.world threw down this gem that cracked me up

Horrible conclusion to a desperate situation. The article didn’t mention it but the dog was in the bedroom with him and also died as well.

🙋‍♂️ - count me in that camp. I feel like a peasant if I have to shit on anything else. Splurge for the heated seat and heated water if you can afford it and prepare to be spoiled.

Sausage biscuit is still a buck. I’m kinda shocked it’s stayed that cheap.

Seriously someone save some of that razor wire for this idiot. He’s finally going to have his day in court come April 🙏

Ah yes. The criminal Ken Paxton always fighting the good fight! Thanks Ken for again showing how out of touch you are with the modern world.

Good read. It does make you contemplate if this truly is just all political grandstanding. Sticky and complicated situation but this hard stance by Abbott seems dumb af.

Well I’m glad to hear more people stating the obvious. Well done Bern.