From: Dad

Subject: FW FW fw fw FW fw fw SO TRUE!!!.

Newfoundland?

“Why isn’t one of the most expensive to operate websites free?!”

There’s a reason there are zero actual competitors in this space (maybe TikTok but it’s full of its own problems). Only a company as big as Google can afford to run at this scale. Feel free to add your business plan on how to make YouTube free without ads and without it shutting down in 3 months.

I was raised in peak cereal advertising. I can spout off like 10 based on mascots alone.

The Venn diagram overlap of senior+ programmers and farmers is oddly large

I’m out of the loop here

Only 0090s kids remember

I’ll never buy Maxwell House and Folgers again! I mean I never bought them previously…

It’s to match the picture, which was all uppercase. Just trying to remove variables.

Post this again as plain text to verify your experiment

Sit still so I can smell ya

Nah, you can always rely on the Hilbert Hotel for a good night’s rest. Your room is down the hall, just keep walking, you’ll find it.

I’ll be Jane so I can get in a nap

This site is something else

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$4220 Aviators & $2230 Beanie. $6400 to look like a thrift store stoner

From: Dad

Subject: fw: fw: fw: fw: fw: re: fw: FW: fw: SO TRUE.

My dad was complaining how the younger generation doesn’t answer their phone anymore and I had to explain it’s all scam calls now and it’s his generation that keeps the scammers in business

Joe Biden gay bus home sounds like a dope party

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