The Proud Boys have an initiation ritual where new members are beaten by the group until they can recite the names of five different breakfast cereals.
That’s weird
Coco Pops, Special K, Bran Flakes, Cornflakes, err…
Lucky Charms. Phew.
Also, what?
You have Cocoa Puffs and Corn Pops combined, I’m going to give you 2 points for that.
Very kind of you, but I can’t take credit, Coco Pops are a cereal in the UK.
Well, damn. You’re right. I must rescind the point distribution.
Congrats, you’re now a Proud Boy!
Captain Crunch
Peanut Butter Crunch
Crunchberries
Oops All Berries
…crap
If cinnamon toast crunch isn’t one of the 5 you’re definitely not getting in.
*Froot Loops
- Cheerios
- Honey nut cheerios
- Frosted Cheerios
- Chocolate Cheerios
And…
Uh…
Hmm…
The uh…
The one with the umm…
Errr…
Obviously this frat-boy shit is dumb, but if you had to figure out if someone was a real American or a spy, this would be an excellent way to do it.
Like if someone said “I eat musli” or “I like grape nuts” you could go ahead and shoot the spy.
Poor steve1989
See I have to believe at least some of this shit was because the leader of that group was a federal informant. This is the kind of thing the FBI agents in Ms Congeniality would think is funny.
What are they doing to Old black man?
He’s just trying to nap
I was raised in peak cereal advertising. I can spout off like 10 based on mascots alone.
Does it count if you’re old and all the cereals you remember still have “sugar” in the name?
*Froot Loops
Breakfast cereals? That’s pathetically weird.
