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This short clip of Norm is infamous. Dennis Miller is blown away https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhCeYjeDv2A
Mickey7@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Remember when a package didn't need instructions on how to open it
3·7 days agoof course they knew
Mickey7@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Simple solution to avoid paying those outrageous Apple prices for charging cords
6·9 days agoAlso a good idea. Why pay for electric or battery operated tools when you can just add a simple adapter to regular ones
Mickey7@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•If you had a shirt made for you with QR codes, what would yours say when scanned?
3·9 days agoThis has to be the best answer
Mickey7@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Interesting how if you live close to something famous like the pyramids or the NYC skyline you just take it for granted.
7·9 days agoI lived close enough to see the Manhattan skyline everyday. Never paid attention to it. Then I would have the occasional out of town visitor and they were just in awe at the sight of it.
Mickey7@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Beautiful fictional flower tat on shoulder
11·17 days agowould you like to lick my shoulder?
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•It was a successful TV sitcom and featured a young actor who went onto a huge movie career
2·19 days agoWell you are correct
Mickey7@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•It was a successful TV sitcom and featured a young actor who went onto a huge movie career
2·19 days agoNo that’s not it
Mickey7@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Everyone always forgets that the Genie takes your wish literally
4·22 days ago“Genie… I wish I had a big fat cock to suck and eat”
Bold of the brave to look upon an obvious joke as something profoundly meaningful
Could it be a weird type of training. You eat a tasty candy with the little critters overwhelming your mouth. And suddenly the real thing doesn’t taste so bad.
Mickey7@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•I regret putting up the sign. Getting constant requests to eat pineapples or abstaining for 3 days
3·2 months agoYou forgot to add “for 3 days until I recover”
Mickey7@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Neighbor very proud of her life choices
2·2 months agoSorry I don’t need more competition. Once a week she rides me but her husband always gets her ass
Mickey7@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Neighbor very proud of her life choices
1·2 months agoThe first time you get it in both holes makes it really hard to go back to pussy only
Mickey7@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•It will probably taste better than usual
2·2 months agoyou are the only one making the crucial point. was she shoving it in her pussy or her ass. Pussy OK. But not eating it if it was in her ass
Mickey7@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•When magazines for teens focused on Skin and Hair Care Habits
2·2 months agoInteresting. My GF actually enjoys licking them. Something about the aroma of male sweat that she really likes.
Mickey7@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•When magazines for teens focused on Skin and Hair Care Habits
3·2 months agoLOL. I never knew this even existed. Proves again that you can sell anything in this country
Very good. Wonder how many people could identify them in that picture