Rogan - “So how did the whole Messiah thing start?” Jesus - “My carpentry business was slow and I was bored. I saw an add in a magazine for a kit of magic tricks. I got real good at doing the tricks. Before I knew it I was on the road doing shows with a staff of 12 guys”

“And the tree had no fruit on it, and I was a bit hangry, you know, so I cursed it, and bro, no word of a lie, that fig tree straight up died.”

Mathew 21: 18-19

oh no, Rogan is a Jojo now?

So, he finally took Andrew Llyod Webber’s advice from Jesus Christ Superstar and popped into the age of mass communication.