i should call my mom.

hey millenials: car dealers are not a good choice of bank. please tell your generation about credit unions: https://www.logixbanking.com/rates/vehicle-loans

pretty sure that crimes require intent

the term ‘breeder’ used to be a derogatory term for straight people.

back in the early 90s you could buy a decommissioned post office mail jeep for $50 all day long. $500 could get you a vw bug all day long. $1000 had plenty of vw buses.

none of these were all that reliable or warm or safe.

he’s panning for turd gold, and eats fiber like clockwork. he keeps a bucket as a comfort animal, and cuts his hair in honor of it.

imagine what a killer app AR could be if it approached this

just call it Benelux already before its under water anyway.

traditional middle management simply doesnt need to exist of you’re not baby sitting in person. everything else they can do could be AI handled or outsourced. except maybe training up and assessing for promotions. get used to training yourselves and self promotions by job hopping.

MPG? or GPM?

And Thus Goth Began.

i didnt say sleeves. the underside of the bottom of your shirt. or go to a haberdashery and get yourself a hanky.

first off, the clean handle should be on top. the nasty handle shouldn’t drip onto the clean handle.

second, as you are leaving a public bathroom, reach under your shirt/jacket (hopefully something untucked. ) use the fabric as a barrier for your hand and grab the handle with the front of the shirt/jacket.

you are a semi-aquatic ape. you are waterproof.

sunny d + kahlua = tootsie roll

he ate an even number of doses, not odd.

i was gonna mention Ash from Evil Dead but the chainsaw is his right arm.

bonus question: where’s the nipples?

no u

king cone, backwards.