Good. Since that’s the only feedback he notices, then good.

Remember kids, doing crimes is only a crime if you’re poor. When you’re rich and connected you don’t even have to try to hide it!

Republicans would be the first ones to bend the knee to escape the purges.

They were completely fine with screwing everyone else over, fucking up the planet so long as the chief consequences didn’t hit until AFTER they died off, but now that their Social Security is on the chopping block they’re finally noticing.

Edit: Oh and they want to pay them below minimum wage!

Well obviously. Leave it to Republicans to encourage pushing children into the workforce to fill the gaps Republicans created, but then also insist that because children are poor workers they should be paid less.

Now he needs to drive around in it while we all absolutely pray for the funniest thing in the world to happen.

What if we just, like, gave you a little part of the measles? Like whatever’s on the outside of the virus, so your immune system can just know to attack that?

If only there was some way we could train our immune systems to fight off Measles without having to actually infect ourselves with it. That way an immediate immune response could keep the disease from ever taking root to begin with! I blame those fucking scientists for not thinking of this already, they’re probably too busy making fake climate change scare articles. ^/s

Too fucking bad, shitstick. When the ship sinks I hope he’s chained to the fucking mast.

And it’s only been a month.

I had this idea, like what if we used our own cells to make some of the identifying surface proteins of viruses and stuff, and use that to train our immune system on what to look for. We wouldn’t even need to cultivate the pathogen itself at all.

I hope some day we can invent some sort of treatment that could prevent kids from ever getting this disease.

Fortunately Ohio is full of people who will take this seriously and work to suppress disease transmission and encourage the development and distribution of vaccines. Right guys?

Remember that we’re not allowed to call for violence, but it’s okay when Elon does things like this, because allowing industry to poison whole towns isn’t violence, it’s just capitalism.

“Inches from a better world” has been a common phrase on my mind, with the added benefit of really needing a lot of context before the magastappo get pissy.

Yeah Proton already burned that bridge. “Politically Neutral” is no longer an option for them.

At one point Trump literally suggested reducing reported Covid cases by just not testing. They genuinely think the important thing is not to talk about it.

Can’t wait for the Right to recognize that if they normalize nullifying constitutional amendments with executive orders, the next Democrat president can just use that to nullify the 2nd Amendment that they’re so terribly fond of.

Of course that assumes there will be another election some day.

Alright folks, place your bets! Place your bets now and win internet points later if you have the gift of foresight!

( A ) Elon gets off completely free because the law doesn’t apply to people with his kind of money.

( B ) Elon gets a slap on the wrist because the law “technically” applies to people with his kind of money, but not really.

( C ) Trump shuts the case down because he doesn’t want his sugar daddy “buddy” Elon to get in trouble.

( D ) The SEC throws the book at him and Elon gets the maximum sentence, because Trump is fucking sick of the “President Musk” jokes.

A case that exists only because the Right cares more about hurting the people they don’t like than they do about helping anyone.