Resol van Lemmy

I love how Northern Ireland is south of the Irish Republic, yet every other country is accurate.

I love that ability. I always want greedy billionaires and hateful politicians to be made a fool of. Now I can do it with comedy.

No violence and death, just lots of dookies. Oh this is so fun.

Wait, it’s all Olive Garden?

Always has been.

I’ve been here for like a year and a half, and I’m still not interested in Star Trek all that much.

I joined a few weeks after the Reddit API was made paid, but I left Reddit the day it happened. Better late than never, I guess. Welcome to Lemmy.

If you wanna delete your Reddit account, make sure you use PowerDeleteSuite to get rid of all of your posts and comments before clicking that delete button on your account. Not doing so will keep your contributions to the website live.

Nah, you need to use the platinum ratio. Gold is obviously old news.

Trust me, it will look better.

Oh democracy, what have you become?

Queer Moroccan. End.

Cancer can go fuck itself.

I would’ve mentioned it but I forgot what it’s called. Thanks for reminding me.

I believe in some countries in the world, the year goes first, then the month, then the day (2024/08/08 or 2024, August 8). Seems more logical to me than the literal inverse (08/08/2024 or 8 August 2024).

But yeah, the metric system reigns supreme.

So he’s basically killing democracy in his country if he wins the election.

I mean, once he wins, because I’m very pessimistic.

If you hate the picture you just posted, then… you might not wanna watch My Little Pony.

Ok now that I mentioned it, you’re probably going to.

Is this meat that Alex sold us, or are we actually eating the skin that make up Alex’s body?

I REALLY hope it’s the former, because otherwise this is lion food.

Its gravitational force was destroyed by the asteroids and comets it attracts, so now all its gas is gone (Jupiter is a gas giant). Some of it probably liquified (and later solidified).

Wait, why didn’t we get intoxicated by Jupiter’s gas? Are we immune to it? Did it somehow not reach earth?

It doesn’t matter if you can’t eat vegan wood.

All wood is vegan anyway, it comes from trees, which are plants, not animals. So in that logic, termites are vegan too.

Can I at least sleep on it assuming it won’t explode on my face?

Maybe it will explode on my face.

Now I need a visa just to enjoy your cookies D:

I mean, that’s probably the only edible thing you can cook in a hot car.

Alright.