At the rate they’re going, by 2030 the least gayest thing a guy will be able to do is have sex with a man.

That’s ridiculous!!

ICE is clearly the American Gestapo.

Just because that’s what the police said doesn’t make it true. Police are known liars and have been caught countless times arresting the wrong person, planting evidence, and/or lying to get an arrest and make themselves not look as inept as they are.

The police need to punish someone. If a crime has been committed, that’s a bonus. If they are punishing the preparator of the crime, that’s a double-bonus. If they can murder you, they get a paid vacation while the union takes care of the paperwork.

Fascists view knowledge as a threat. They use sexuality as another means of segregation.

Don’t feed them after midnight?

Misinformation is only acceptable when it comes from inside the house. /s

Sounds like the prisons get federal money for everyone in the facility, creating incentive to keep as many people there as possible for as long as possible.

If you invite it in, you’re powerless against it.

Israel is using the American police defense of “I was scared so I had to kill them”.

Does that mean they’re banned from the Olympics?

That dude is WAY in to Simulation Theory.

Jesus Christ! And I thought the Uvalde police were bad!

Since when has not experiencing something, or even having any knowledge of something, prevented the internet from expressing their opinions about it?

So you’re telling me that somewhere at LEGO they actually have a bag of assholes?

Dude, that’s not what melon-baller means.

*Robocop’s Fleshlight

I’ve found that the reaction to the word “moist” is highly dependent on the context. For example, a cupcake described as moist sparks a feeling of deliciousness, while some potting soil described as moist gives me a sense of completeness or stability (plants typically need moist soil to grow, so it’s a good thing). However, a bus seat described as moist triggers a feeling of revulsion.

Context is key.

So, Israel is a cop with a bodycam who just shut it off as it continues to press its knee into Gaza’s neck.