My wiener on taco and anal night.

I can’t take him seriously if he’s not wearing sandals and socks.

Fucker probably uses a meat thermometer.

At least use protection mine got a hell of an STI.

You know it’s super rude to say this and not invite me to the next one, right?

Yeah I wouldn’t even touch the sides.

You just got banned from Reddit.

Is this where I plug my radio show?

Songs are boring just listen to talk radio instead.

Didn’t Mike Patton from Faith No More eat a tampon from L7?

So I guess that makes sense they’re close.

And like a clit I can’t work those other.

Biden seems pretty good now, right?

The dress code is between the customers and the nightclub so the first amendment doesn’t matter here.

Isn’t that the Badlands nightclub’s right to choose what dress code their patrons have to follow?

He stopped he took a deep breath, he said

Whoa, good morning ladies, hahaha

Big drunk uncle Facebook energy.

Pho q.

Trump is a weapon of mass destruction.

How do we know they didn’t just burst into flames spontaneously?

My alcoholic uncle shared this on Facebook last year.