They’re bleeding money! Tens of dollars per hour!

Would be trivial to prove with security footage.

It’s the most insane cope I’ve ever seen and I don’t get it either. It’s an absolutely stupid theory for multiple reasons, mainly because all the “real” killer has to do is pop another CEO and suddenly the feds look very fucking stupid. Second, if Luigi really isn’t the guy, it is trivial to prove he wasn’t there. The shooter was tracked basically from the moment he set foot in new York, surely there would be some footage of Luigi literally anywhere else during that time.

The real play is to get a soft fluffy pillow that you can adjust by moving the fluff around. I can virtually flatten it if my neck is bugging me, or stuff a bunch in one side for side sleeping. Mine is a sealy and I don’t think I’ll use a different brand again.

They got 2 packs at Costco.

Those are Christmas gifts. The parents are just showing appreciation for you already not driving their kids into a tree, not bribing you lol.

Probably because he hasn’t tried to conserve anything yet. I hear Republicans hate that.

The measure of truth is how funny something is.

Therefore, it is true that Elon musk has a mangled penis.

That’s what my girlfriend says when she pulls out the strap.

(Cause I’m choking on plastic)

They could make Jesus blonde as well.

“Sir, half of our swastitanks have burned to the ground.”

“Who attacked them?”

“Attacked?”

No, because “mobility handicaps in general” includes wheelchairs, and I think we can all agree wheelchair users may have some difficulty accessing them.

Not the acronyms, more laws! To stop the people who are violating the constitution… Hey really quick which branch ensures the faithful execution of laws?

Ironically still acceptable proof.

This only works when they engage in good faith. So no, you don’t want more tankies and conservatives, because most of them are incapable of that. Their worldview requires that they do not.

Hahaha, you are far too late.

If it makes you feel any better, it’s not actually that fancy. Like 18 bucks for a 3 pack of wagyu ground beef at Costco. It is much better than regular ground beef and the fat is buttery as hell. It feels like a sin to toss it in hamburger helper, but it also makes it me feel like slightly less of a lazy slob for not actually cooking real food.

Fwiw the hash browns were terrible. The cheeseburger Mac is top tier though.

Or maybe there was a madman who killed like 100,000 people and time travelers shot him and got Hitler instead, so they garaged the time machine.

That’s the love child of a hippo and an elephant. No way in hell am I talking shit on this apex predator.

Yeah, teslas are quite good at keeping things inside during emergency situations.

Like people.