https://www.aclu.org/documents/constitution-100-mile-border-zone

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Border_search_exception

The magical 100 mile “Nah constitution don’t really work here” zone that also, crazily enough, includes 2/3 of the population.

Locking folks up for life is cheaper. I’d be fine leaving Elon on a deserted island somewhere around Point Nemo and occasionally airdropping food and the like.

Those immigrant workers were stealing valuable and very in-demand American fruit and vegetable picking jobs. Surely now she can hire from the huge line of American workers desperate to do this job. /s

Capitalism functioning as expected. Shocking.

More wasteful government spending. Guy said he was gonna shoot himself, why waste ~40 cents?

Shocking literally no one, cancelling a credit card with a 10,000 dollar limit that has only had 2,000 spent on it isn’t actually 8,000 in savings.

If I could really choose a death method, I think gladiatorial combat to the death would be pretty dope. Just throw death row inmates in a arena and PPV it. Let guys in for life with no parole or 300 year sentences have a go too if they want. Not for a reduction in sentence or extra benefits or anything though, just to do it. If dudes survive, let them fight again in the next show if they want. Could even give profits to the victims families.

I had heard anecdotes of the head surviving for several seconds before death in that case. The aesthetic is top tier though.

I mean, if I had to choose between the chair, lethal injection, and a firing squad… I always thought they shot for the head though, so kinda surprising they go for the heart shot, though I suppose an open casket funeral is preferable. Heart would take longer for death, wouldn’t it?

Push to ban automobile manufacture as it threatens buggywhip makers.

mans got that “hit randomize on the character creator” look.

Broken clocks. If its any consolation he could be, variously-

1. Floating random shit. Common Trump talk.
2. Actually wanting to weaken the U.S. militarily, to the benefit of his leash holders.
3. Fishing for bribes.

The Trump administration contends such children are not “subject to the jurisdiction” of the U.S.

Argument is so dumb. Can they speed without getting tickets like diplomats can? Oh… they do get speeding tickets? Guess that means they’re under U.S. jurisdiction then.

I will forever stand on mandatng cops get malpractice insurance, making the city pay the “good cop” premium, and making the individual cop pay anything beyond that.

oh no they wont get free mcdonalds

They thought he’d get rid of “the bad ones”, and forgot that, to the MAGA base, they are ALL “the bad ones”.

Top that off with ICE quotas meaning they’ll go after low hanging fruit e.g. Folks who are law abiding tax payers, and you end out with brown people who wore red hats getting sent back to their home country.

Imagine spending years positioning yourself as walmart for bougie white women and then just stopping. Like… what did they expect?

Vance lacks the cult. He does not have the charisma for them to coalesce around him should Donald die. I’m not saying MAGA would die with Trump but the damage would be devastating.

Progressives won in states where Harris lost, so objectively, yes. We don’t need Republicans and Diet Republicans. We need two noticeably different parties.

I want shit that leaves a record so when someone pulls a “I didn’t say red”, I can pull out the text or DM or whatever, and say, “So when you said red here was it that special red that’s actually blue?”