Well obviously. That would be ridiculous.

Im assuming that’s BC. And you’re immortal.

(Edit: aww he corrected the date error. Booo)

“Justice Department attorneys are being put in an impossible position: Obey the president, or uphold their ethical duty to the court and the Constitution,”

Oh boy, that’s a real head scratcher that is…

Lmao

How old are you, 95?
This is the dumbest “the youth are bad!” scaremongering I’ve ever seen.

“i was so upset i almost climbed through the window and broke all of your plates”

Wtf, I’ve got to eat again!?

No shit

Ah i didn’t know that. Thanks!

I always feel sorry for the poor girl in this meme. That must have been a rough time.

Also, that guys elbow is bigger than his head.

I don’t think I’ve ever put a memory card in any game case in my life. Has anyone actually done that?

Daddy, that person is Staring at me

It’s a shame really. My heart goes out to the northeast.

That’s because the pasta industry avoids Maryland. For obvious reasons.

They sell half pound boxes now.

I wish I had Jussis girl 🎶

it was a Nazi salute.

Not sure how confusing that statement can be.

Sorry I’m American

Silly girl.
Unicorn tastes better.

I’m sorry. I don’t speak Spanish.