21. Used the old broken 19" TV as a stand for the new, smaller, sleeker 19" TV.
22. Your first video game console had a rotating paddle for a controller

Not saying it’s not a thing… More that everyone needs that to be in this shit post

The amount of comments saying “ANGRY AND HORNY IS A THING!” has me a little worried about y’all.

#6 is the closest to what got me through dozens of blue books.

Claude. To be fair, it had trouble OCR-ing it. After way too much back and forth about the pattern, it produced this:

=LET(
    rows, SEQUENCE(INT((667-30)/13+1),1,30,13),
    SUM(INDEX(AA:AA,rows))
)

Which is correct, but obviously the calculations would be best served by reorganizing the table and probably using a pivot table or at least grouping and subtotaling.

Wait till AI is able to help.

=TEXTJOIN("",TRUE,A330,A443,A556,A669,A782,A895,A1008,A1121,A1234,A1347,A1460,A1573,A1686,A1799,A2112,A2225,A2338,A2451,A2564,A2677,A2790,A3303,A3316,A3329,A3342,A3355,A3368,A3381,A3394,A5407,A5420,A5433,A5446,A5459,A5472,A5485,A5498,A5511,A5524,A5537,A5550,A5563,A5576,A5589,A5602,A5615,A5628,A5641,A5654,A5667)

I want to dip my balls in it.

Fake news.

I hoping to ascend and not to climb. I’ve gotta say, I’m worried that after a while god might not be able to do it. Like he gets me half way up and then I just kind slowly drop down to earth… And hes like all apologizing … “Sorry, it’s been a long day. This has never happened to me before. Maybe we can try again in the morning.” So on and so on.

All the while knowing he was intimidated by me swinging around my rock hard cock yelling “Look mom! No hands!”

The title did not prepare me for the absolute horrors in the article.

Speedy Gonzales is laudable only because he contrasts the other sterotypes such as the drunken mice that occasionally help or Slowpoke Rodriguez, who I always thought of as super chill and awesome. But if I to pick which would stereotype would represent my minority, I’d also choose the model minority stereotype.

What an odd way to spend ten months.

Who left this just laying around?

Make sure to use the right type of bees. I once tried to build a computer with spelling bees and it was eeriely prospicient.

He’s lyin’

Ha. I kneeded that.

How’s Randy supposed to send out the nightly email now?

The fight against fascism begins.