Bet he’s listened to a tool before

OMG he gets me so dry!

Ooh that sounds good. It is hard to find decent steaks here in Cali that aren’t outrageously priced.

Let’s fucking go

It’s actually near Sacramento.

I went to a steakhouse popular here in my area in California and they served my ribeye steak with fucking ranch all over it. I was appalled. I sent it back obviously but what the actual fuck? I learned when I moved here that they put ranch on almost everything, but fucking steak?? Ridiculous.

Welcome to California suckers!

Actually I’m still paying nearly $5, but everyone is catching up.

I suspect we will continue outrunning them though.

I used to think that too. I was wrong.

Yeah but I’m saying only someone with the intelligence of an 11 year old would think that sounds cool.

Operation Epic Fury?

Seriously? Bit on the nose.

I actually moved here from Tulsa so I know very well what you mean lol. Left Tulsa 2 years ago after 15 years. I miss the thunderstorms but literally nothing else lol.

NorCal here. Weather here isn’t great but it’s very predictable.

My wife works in customer service and half the people she calls have this. I think a lot of it is people not expecting this and they end up rambling or speaking incoherently when thrown off. She always just says “this is x calling from x” and gets through fine

Same here

Yeah I was also a piece of worthless shit today. Thinking about changing that today. Maybe tomorrow.

A little head

100% kid in the middle is in jail. Sales on the left, accounting on the right.

Did this somehow end up high on my feed because of the massive downvotes rather than the upvotes? This is trash.

A fellow true gentleman I see.

Without his knee?

Literally unwatchable.