So. America got bought by a vulture capitalist and they are selling off assets.

pro tip if you ever need weed killer spray concentrated (30% ish) vinegar on your weeds. Kills em overnight and no glyphosate near your house

Lotta people showing a lack of serial killer knowledge

fuckin make me

oh its not that bad, they have at least four. Time travel, freaky friday, girl who went to big city goes back to small home town, and too many hot guys.

I only have my experience but consuming Capri sun specifically gave me cavities. Like zero to six in six months when I started getting it for lunch as a kid

It looks weird from underneath, way more concave than the view from the side would suggest

shit rots your teeth anyway

Eh that bitch sold beans from the oval office, we know he can be bought and sold on the cheap

I thought it was kinda cool

I went to one for the first time in years because I was starving and a shitty hash brown, breakfast sandwich and coffee sounded good. coffee half full, no hash brown and the sandwich gave me a three day bout of food poisoning. never again, I would rather not eat.

Another case of the cops investigating themselves

thats a shitty photo shop on that computer. Probably had to fake it because its a dumbass idea

Yep same as that asshole that started that wild fire by multnomah falls. Garnish their wages for the rest of their lives. I don’t want them to ever stop paying.

you’ve obviously never tried fleeing the state and changing your name

So sad to see that impostor account on x pretending to be him, just tasteless really

These are starting to sound like dark souls bosses

I still kinda don’t buy that there is a hacksaw blade capable of cutting through bone but not metal. Cool scene tho

So they get to murder people in their own homes because their job is dangerous? I don’t give a fuck if I break every window in my house at 3am and its real scary for the poor adults with body armor and deadly weapons. I think I have a reasonable expectation of not having some jumpy scrubs empty two magazines through my front door

I want so badly for someone to steal shit from the British Museum only to give it to its country of origin. Like oh yeah we found the Benin Bronzes but they gave them back to Nigeria. What are they gonna do loot them again?