Don’t worry, us Brits don’t seem to be too far behind. Can’t wait to decorate bankruptcy for the first time!

you’ve obviously never tried fleeing the state and changing your name

Intentional heroin overdose

I think you’ve got your wires crossed that’s my past and like six of my past lives.

Jokes on you, I’ll have bankruptcy from rent first!

I have medicaid thankfully… but this also means I have to keep my income low or else I’ll go broke trying to afford therapy and medicine…

I’m actually Moroccan, but I still think this will apply to me given how expensive surgery is over here.

It’s definitely not as expensive as the US, but still.