You know you shouldn’t joke about these things. These are very serious matters. You’re very luck and privileged, but some people really struggle. We’ve tried our best to provide you with everything and give you a comfortable life, but don’t forget how hard others have it. You don’t appreciate all this or appreciate us. We still need to talk about your grades by the way.

20 cigarettes is healthier than 500 cigarettes, so I’m going to use that and be healthy.

This note has a very “or else” vibe.

Shit, my comment is taken.

If I were dying, or lost my job, or had a bereavement; I would find any one of these to be incredibly comforting:

May the force be with you

Live long and prosper

Here’s looking at you kid

My mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get

You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain

Cowabanga

Apes together strong

If you find yourself alone, riding in the green fields with the sun on your face, do not be troubled. For you are in Elysium, and you’re already dead.

You have my sword, and my bow, and my axe.

Why do we fall sir? So that we can learn to pick ourselves up.

I live my life a quarter mile at a time.

I’ll be back

Which would be worse, to live a monster or to die a good man

This inflicts chip damage.

You can put down a small tub or mug to catch the room temp water to use for something else. I run water into a mug and use that to wash my kid’s asses after their bedtime poop. I mix bubble bath into the remaining room temp water in the mug for the kids to play with when showering. Then they can get straight into the tub and warm water will come from the showerhead right away.

There are tons of uses for the room temp water…water plants, fill the iron, fill the floor mop bucket, etc.

What’s the purpose of putting “Nobody:” in memes now? It never used to be in memes. It adds nothing. Am I too old to understand internet culture now?

This is some real boomer shit.

Why do I see so many slaves defending the system of tip slavery?

How? He lives 2 hours away.

“The slides aren’t moving”.

Da fuck dey doing ova der

They’re all spyware and propaganda machines.

I’ve tried responding with something different. The response from the other person is always the same anyway so your response to this question doesn’t matter anyway.

LOL @boomer humour.

Consider that this is the community designated for shitposts, I would say this content is entirely appropriate here.

Thanks, I hate it.

Option 1: lose money

Option 2: more money

Google: chooses option 2

Internet: surprisedpikachu.png

We should go back to filling them with hydrogen.

I just watched A Quiet Place Day One last night, and now this pops up on my feed. Is Lemmy tracking my activity?