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Jesus
How TF old are you people anyway?
Are you all literally as old as the kid in the pic? Who can relate to this??
I’m 31 but I can relate to it by remembering some times I asked a question I thought was benign that turned into a two hour long lecture.
As a dad I can say you better think twice kids!
i wanna know what joke it was
Anything suicide related.
you know, i haven’t heard a good suicide joke in a long, long time. what’s a good suicide joke that the kids are telling each other these days?
what’s a freudian slip? it’s when you mean you say “the other” but end up hanging yourself instead.
You know you shouldn’t joke about these things. These are very serious matters. You’re very lucky and privileged, but some people really struggle. We’ve tried our best to provide you with everything and give you a comfortable life, but don’t forget how hard others have it. You don’t appreciate all this or appreciate us. We still need to talk about your grades by the way.
Mom? Is that you?
Me: “ugh. Here comes Tom. He’s always talking about scarecrows.”
Tom: “Hey man.”
Lecture them back. Teach them about irony and satire. If that doesn’t work, just start screaming and shitting. I have to do this twice a month at least. The laundry bill is killer.
