Don’t you mean “outlaw α-decay” instead?
I just work here, sir. I’m not a scientician.
not only are these plastic bags shit and the people finding joy in in imbeciles, but helium doesnt grow on plants. it is limited.
Well, the half lives of the stuff that produces helium are generally above 500 million years so we’ll still be making more of it for a very long time, but the reserves we’ve found trapped in geologic formations certainly are limited. /s
Counterargument: everything is limited, and all joyful people are imbeciles to some extent
fair
We also need to end road work while were at it. Enough is enough!!
why don’t we just bring a shitload back from saturn or something
nice keming on that one
Good thing I finally finished voice training and no longer need Helium to pass 👍
There will absolutely still be a customer that takes a balloon from behind the sign and asks for it to be filled up in the store.
They will demand it or else poor Kayla’lin 'da Leeigh Lynn Lee’s princess party will be ruined.
We should go back to filling them with hydrogen.
What could go wrong?
I mean other than that…
wasn’t that just the flammable lining?
Am I missing a joke? Airships used hydrogen gas
Specific airships made by a specific country that had no access to helium…
Just use hot air. Lots of that to go around.
I’m afraid it’s already in use by politicians.
I could have sworn they were hot air generators
It’s endlessly recycled.
I want a balloon full of uranium hexafluoride.
