Only thing I outperform my age bracket in

Oh god oh no I used my last click now I can’t select a plan

Trump describing Elon’s rockets like he was a toddler on Christmas had me crawling in my skin

This headline pissed me off before I realized it was abortion-ban related. Now I’m fucking livid.

I tried

Wait you’re onto spending

JESUS IS THE RAPTURE

COMING WILL HAPPEN ON 9-18-24

sigh… if you insist

I severely wish this was onion

Hmm this headline doesn’t remind me of anything in US politics…

While it would be nice to have a screen for music and nav, I absolutely hate any car where you NEED to use the screen to do things. It feels like distracted driving is designed into cars these days…

So let me get this straight…

1. buy a platform
2. ruin it and push away advertisers
3. tell them you don’t need them and they should go fuck themselves
4. sue them for leaving

…?

I know it’s an overgeneralization, but that does seem like the one job that needs a forced exit when a presidential candidate is shot on your watch…

Oh god oh no they’re doing the dead hang wrong

Yeah I saw them kissing the guy’s wife too

Currently chomping on my emergency pizza… almost lasted a week in the freezer.

I for one am quite confident it’s not me.

My car battery went dead the day before the time change. I was so close.